1. It is perfectly acceptable to leave washing up for a few days so it goes crusty therefore eaiser to wash off once you've left it in the sink for a further few days to soak. Dur.
2. It is acceptable for your morning farts to occur when friends are in house so they are fully aware that you are now awake.
3. Peeing with door open is unacceptable but pooing is fine as your housemates are aware your bowels are normal.
4. Watching TV very late at night and early into the morning is ok because you work nights and your housemates have uni and need hourly reminders of the time while you laugh at Russell Howard air humping.
and finally
5. Strolling around in your underwear is ok because we're all women and need to mark our terrortories as only Lioness do in the wild. Roar.
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